Thus
always
to
morons;
an
introductory
warning...
Warning; You may find the following intellectualy offensive.
This is the part of my web page where I say what I believe
and I don't care who hears it
If you don't want to be offended, If new ideas are to you as
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snatch of hyper text.
If, on the other hand, you'd like to hear me ramble on quite randomly
then pour yourself a cup of tea friend, and stay for a while.
Incidentaly, there's no pornograpy on this page. Hope you're not
disapointed.
Most of us learn that John Wilkes Booth killed Abraham Lincoln
even before we learn such other simple things as multiplication,
HTML, or that girls don't really have cooties.
(some, however, have PMS so don't let your guard down.)
Moving on from the common to the slightly obscure,
some of us may recall that as Booth leaped from Lincon's box, with the
president shot and bleeding, he screamed "sic semper tyrannis!"
which translates as "thus always to tyrants!" This was actually
quite a brilliant ploy since the entire audience, thinking that
the assination was actually part of the play, thought with delight
they could finaly use the latin that they learned in school.
In their glee, none stumbled on the the notion that maybe the president
really was shot and bleeding and that was why his wife kept yelling
"the president's been shot etc." Their attention diverted, Booth made
his escape and history
marches on...
Thus my introduction and title.
The word moron, of course, has no real latin translation
as far as I know. It was "invented" in the early 1900's
for ranking those now known as the "mentaly challenged".
(for a complete listing of archaic terms for the mentaly
deficient, check out )
We no longer use "moron" (which is, I think, from the Italian
word for bad) in a technical sense
since the term is more often associated with insult
than science, and because the gradiating of humans by IQ was
closely tied to bigotry, discrimination and pseudoscientific
incredulity.
Unfortunatly, we have given up on scientific accuracy
altogether in the practice of labeling, and filled the
gap with that wonderful thing called "political correctness",
which is often neither pollitical nor correct.
The one nice thing about science is that it forces us to say
exactly what we mean, while common everyday language
is built to generate a feeling of understanding, and disguise
the actual lack therof.
Take the word "God" for instance. Just about everyone
has a different conception of God. Some see him as a harsh avenger,
some a benevolent father, others a force that watches every hair
on our head or enforces some objective law or validates our
existance. Some philosophical physicists look at God as the
objective reality that causes the wave function of the universe
to collapse into a localized state. Some consider him to be the
idea which permits a capitalist society as a whole to immunize
itself against the injustice which it inflicts on it's citizens.
God may be anyone of these things, or he may be a number of
them. But given the question "what is God and what, exactly,
does he want?" 10 different people would give 10 different
answers, particularly if they were people who had gained their
understanding from life rather than doctrine.
The purpose of the above passage is not to start a holy war or
even a holy wrestling match. It simply points out how innacurate
langauge can be. Accurate language leads to accuracy in thought,
precision in action, and the type of understanding which allows
us to live to the brink of our limitations. Even better is the
rush when we dash those limitations like cheap crystal.
Of what use is "mentaly challenged"? It's nice. It dosen't hurt
anyones's feelings. But what does it tell us? what does it make
us do?
If you tell me that someone has "down's syndrome" I can tell you
that he will probably look a little different, have some physical
problems and even some mental problems. I can also tell you that
with some hard work he (or she) can over come those problems and
live a relatively normal life. It helps us to understand the problem.
It even helps us to overcome it.
what good is "mentaly challenged". It says that a certain person
is deficient. That they should be put in special classes for
deficient children. Does this labeling help them? I don't think
so. I've heard some "mentaly challenged" kids rattle off sports
statistics better than a lot of "normal" people. What does this
prove? Only that anyone can succede in an area if it's somthing
that they love. "Mentaly challenged" screams " you can't make
it, don't even try". "Mentaly challenged" is just a kinder,
gentler pigeonhole.
All "political correctness" suffers from this same vaugeness.
Just what does it mean to be "politicaly correct", especialy
when most "politicaly correct" terms aren't based on rock
solid standard by which they can call themselves "correct".
"African-American" for example, is slightly more accurate
than "black". But it's really more of a culture than a "race",
especially when you consider the huge amount of genetic
devirsity that exists on the African continent. Africa
contains some of the largest and tallest people, as well
as a tribe of bushmen who've set the world record for
widest bottom (three feet per buttock, I believe). There
is more genetic variation within the African continent
than there is in the whole rest of the world. Physical
variation is just the most obvious, but definitly not the
most accurate indicatior of this genetic diversity. The
classification of an "African race" is based on culture
and traditions more than any genetic lineage.
(to be continued)